12.21.2005

Love: ILLEGAL ALIEN?


Okay today's Post Is not for the faint at heart, not for the Far Right, and definitely will be hated by any Creationist or Intelligent Design Aficionados.



Within the realms of reality, fantasy, and fiction, We will be exploring, What most oddly is called alien? Oddly, because the word alien hints at someone, something , or some event that is other than human. Yet when was the last time an alien sat down and gave you a dissertation on the all-in-alls of all that is alien. If you have been abducted, that is no fair! You are unique and at the present going rate of alien abduction journalism-their is something strange or different about your anus; seeing most alien abductions have some form of anal probing and that out of all the ass-holes in the world yours got picked. So Today's Post will do it's best to host the alien...The best that humans can do, without getting their wheedle probed..At least by aliens

GroveBack
These massive turtle-like creatures move around using a pair of thick, pillar-like forelegs, but most of the w
eight is carried by an enormous rear skid that leaves a distinctive deep trench in its wake. During a 10-year hibernation period, the 60-foot-high groveback remains largely buried and immobile just beneath Darwin IV's surface. Vegetation takes root and grows on its vast, porous carapace, a bizarre form of symbiosis that gives this behemoth its name. The small forest is shaken off when the animal emerges from dormancy. The large eye-shaped structures behind the nose are actually massive gill books that must be kept moist at all times.


If an attempt is going to be made to inquire into extra terrestrial beings throughout space than IT may be best to turn to the experts. Science of the "Third Kind" has a delightful time entertaining the hearts minds and imaginations of space traveler and galactic would be aviators the worldwide. Some call these atmospheric cosmogonist enthusiast "Sci-fi", and living within this millennium we have seen technology push the limits of short-sighted imaginations. Most recently the Science Channel aired a fascinating program with big time mastermind scientist and media artistry to generate "ALIEN PLANET". If any nerd (as a compliment) is within your fiber than you can get into this and if there is any jock (as a definite compliment) throughout you than you will definitely get into the Science Channel Feature "Alien Planet", after Erocity gives an opinion and review. Well instead of the aliens invading us, the show creators and the features panelists:

(se what they have to say about "Alien Planet" click these links)
[Michio Kaku, String Theorist-City University of New York][Jack Horner, Paleontologist -Montana State Univesity][Stephen W. Hawking, Physicist Author-A Brief History of Time][Craig Venter, Mapped the Human Genome-J. Craig Venter Institute][Dr. James Garvin, NASA Chief Scientist][Victoria Meadows, Planetary Scientist NASA Astrobiology Institute][Wayne Barlowe, Artist/Author][Randy Pollock, Space Instrumentation System Architect-Hamilton Sundstrand][Joan Horvath, Executive Director Global Space League][James Kirkland, State Paleontologist-Utah Geological Survey][David Moriarty, Biologist-California State Polytechnic University][Curtis Clark, Biologist-California State Polytechnic University]


....Decided that it ought be best to invade the alien's world with high tech artificial intelligence probes, with neat names like Ike & Darwin and of course they set them loose with the minds of four year old children! Home Alone is All that comes to mind...For mentioning Home Alone that brings us to defense and Hopefully by then the terrorist Wars and mentality will have ceased and we will have come to World Peace, spreading nothing but Love Juice to the Universe. The robots are cool but what I think was over looked is what to expect when Virgin Mobile a.k.a. Virgin Air plus for this occasion Virgin Galactic publicly markets a pleasurable hedonistic getaway to would be Cosmo Lovers on their Outer Limits Paradise Honeymoon. Because the science guys while invading the hypothesize planet Fucktopia (i.e, Darwin), theorized a fanciful turtle like creature whose size is enormous enough, that a grove of alien trees grows on their back while hibernating for 10 years! So within these alien worlds our kinky hedonistic outdoor sex fantasies and fetishes may become disrupted every decade or so and headlines may read,
"Kinky Aussie Couple on the Planet Fucktopia got the Ride of their life as an hibernating Groveback was rudely awaken by their midsummer nights dream frolic".

"Fucking Be-Jesus, The Earth Shook at Our Oragsmic Pleasure", the unknowing Aussie sex addict says', would be the excerpt quote. And you can see more of those alien creatures the brain child of these leading scientist and their theories in alien evolution at the Science channel or follow our links.

While Back Here on earth, Great Minds like President George W. Bush, Seymore Butts, Aaron McGruder, and many more who pursue protecting liberty, justice , truth, and happiness and of course World Peace...The End of Poverty, as Leaders of the Free World. And Even though, He maybe a cool guy at the family picnic-the list of allegations against him {true or false} gives him the Despot of the decade title. None other than Saddam Hussein, who is on trial now for being, okay really for being alright, we will type this for being a Ruler. Rulers kill and maim and lay people off and cause people to become poor and at times get overthrown and guess what the vanquisher gets rich. Yet here are some of Saddam's, alleged victims testimony and I think as far as kink goes someone in the palace may have just only been suffering from an Unbridled and Non-Repressed SD & SM sexual disorder (yet I am no physiologist). Allegedly Saddam Hussein was known for having large sums of cash and doing some very tortuous deeds that maybe considered alien to some. As some peoples eyes and hears, and for the best of us all our senses are taking in the Trial of Saddam via your favorite media forum-News post like this dandy located on the Web make some serious claims to behaviors, that however gruesome or terrifying are not at all alien, but human at our worse. According to one witness in the trial:

"I cannot describe the torture we were subjected to. They would take one of us away and he would return in a sheet, dripping in blood," said witness Ali Mohammed Hussein al-Haydari, who was 14 at the time..."

'It was very frightening' The witness told how his entire family of 43 members -- women, children and the elderly included -- were arrested in the wake of the attack against Saddam.

Wrapped in bloody sheets...Men women children totaling 43 what type of sick fetish is that


And If you think that is sickly Arousing than check out this site that offers all you can eat in the fanciful world of human conjured extra terrestrial sex. A wonderful Fantasy Artist whose work shows the mastery of a Michelangelo and a twisted macabre of fanciful alien prostitutes from the mind of Asimov meets Adolph Hitler. The site leads into these erotic images from the Home Page with this statement:

Behold wonders of fucking mutant alien oddities, voyeuristic e.t. abductions, extra terrestrial orgies, hot xxx encounters of the third kind...



That brings us Back to the Groveback, and the whimsical erotics the human mind conceives to be 'alien'. Back in 1974, the year I was born when free lovin' may have been waning yet still at Her heights, bra burning rollerskating and panty-less with bad bikini tan lines (thank GODDESS for HER inspiring the Thong)...The Sci-fi galactic thinkers had a sexier more human view of alien space. Where Sexy vixens as the babes below, traveled to Grovebacks home world in Versace Lace and Latex thigh high boots. And Men were a rarity maybe because the fantasies of the male writers were less testosterone means less competition for space gang bangs. Some may believe the scarcity of males and the normal lingerie dress code was due to a lack of technology capable of expressing their vision, After all prior to the George Lucas era-the best use of a computer with world impact, as infamous as this may have had been: Adolph Hitler's IBM-Get Your Nazi Death Camp Punch Card..Now brought to you as a SIMS chip in your favorite communication device. But if you like those low tech films and want to collect that type of kink, and only have your purchase tracked and not be burned in an oven then click the Pick of 1974's

2069: A Sex Odyssey



Now if alien Whores with green tits is too much for your taste and you would prefer a more human yet however an alien experience as your form of entertainment...fulfill your Alien Love Fantasy or maybe you may want to check and purchase this video or a similar title...





Now think about this, if your an U.S. Citizen and you have ever loved someone who is categorized as an Alien, than guess what you made love to an alien. Hopefully He, She, Or Thym is a legal not illegal alien. For the Patriot Act is Here to stay.

Upon closing, Many of the topics presented here however distastefully done were to give another view, a view that won't degrade our minds yet expand our tolerance. There are many unhealthy expressions of arousing nature, and many people are aroused by natures and events
-that others are not.

YET WHO ARE WE TO DESTROY ONE HUMAN THOUGHT, BEING NEITHER THE GIVER THE TAKER AND QUESTIONABLY THE RECEIVER. WHO ARE WE TO WILL OTHER THAN OBSERVE, AND PRACTICE ACCORDING TO OUR OBSERVATIONS-MANY CALL THIS CHOICE, HOWEVER MAYBE WE MAY RE-EVALUATE THAT WORD CHOICE. HAS THE TECHNOLOGY OF THE MODERN WORLD BROUGHT OR IS BRINGING US TO SOME ALIEN ACTUALIZATION AN ARENA WHERE THE WORD CHOICE MAY BE OBSOLETE AND IN NEED OF A REPLACEMENT. LOVE YOUR ALIEN ILLEGAL OR NOT.

Yet remember while escaping the need to defend have fun, by practicing your part within the War Against Terror, and help defend marriage with these novelty T-Shirts.





Plus the many other concepts these crafty Novelty Designers have decided that the sanctity of marriage need defending from. And one thought marriage need be only defended from homosexuality ( by the way LET SAME SEX PARTNERS MARRY, WHY NOT-SHOULDN'T EVERYONE REGARDLESS OF HOW THEY BANG THE BUFFY PARTS BE ALLOWED TO FOR BETTER OR WORSE TIE UP THEIR FINACIAL ASSESTS AND DIVORCE INTO RUIN!) BE FAIR HELP DEFEND MARRIAGE:





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