4.12.2006

Erocity: Divine Right

Microsoft Motors


Microsoft Motors

Bill Gates wanted to look good and impress everyone with his success, so he decided to measure the accomplishments of Microsoft against those of General Motors.

The comparison went like this:

If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades, you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas.
In either case the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50.

In response to all this goading, GM responds: "Yes, but would you really want to drive a car that crashes twice a day?"

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This news arrived on: 04/10/2006


Now I adore Microsoft and all the wonderful dreams that have been brought to life through their innovation, However I Like my blog to look the way I intended...without having to manipulate a lot of code to get there and I am willing to gamble you would to so if you have space on your hardrive for one more browser...one that has so way cool extensions at no cost to you and themes plus a few great features that make your web 2.0 experience and developmewnt all the more rich...try out the FireFox Browser...And by the way we do Love the Gates and Bono And G. W. God bless America and The World.............

1 Comments:

Anonymous Smita said...

I love firfox!!!!! I wish IE would kiss my arse! Thanks for the funny joke - it made a good start to my day (at 1:00 in the afternoon - ha!)

1:22 PM  

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