Erocity: Divine Right

Humor Just For Women:

Humor Just for Women
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it.

What's the smartest thing a man can say? "My wife says..."

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? Straight through the rib cage.

Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because they're all pigs.

How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A power failure.


This news arrived on: 01/05/2006
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