4.15.2006

Death, Sex, and Taxes: Tax Season The EroCity Way

Death, Sex, and Taxes: Tax Season The EroCity Way

It has been said said numerous times that in life two events are unavoidable:
Death And Taxes?!
Well EroCity: Divine Right wants to let us in on a point not taken that the third event one can and should not avoid is Sex. And We mean sex, sex in all her lovely forms regardless to gender or type and style. So while Tax Season is approaching a close for those who file on time such as by April 17th, maybe your Febuary Love life may be under stress or heading for a perk, or maybe you may want to take a break and pop in a video, that can release the tension and allow you to see the tax man/woman get fucked for a change? Well regardless to your taste or your fiscal position, We have reviewed a XXX video that may just release the swell in your pocket in the most pleasurable way. The Movie is "Tied and Taxed" a 2003 release from California Star Studios starring Francesca Le; Coral


Coral talks Francesca Le into a bondage session as payment for her taxes. Coral eagerly ties her into several positions, the last tie leaving her nude and vulnerable. When Coral's boss calls her, she learns that she has gone to the wrong house...

Now maybe your tax personnel may not have the sex appeal oosing out of the best orrifice like Coral, however the use of ones imagination feuled by the positive chrage of sex energy may allow you this Weekend to Get 'Er Done. Plus, if that title doesn't do it for you than We also found this lovely Classic re-released in 2005 "Chop Stix ": When a young girl inherits a mansion from a mysterious benefactor, she also inherits a $25,000 debt in back taxes. With only a rusty old catering truck to her credit, she goes to her aunt, who runs the city's most prestigious whorehouse to borrow some girls. Serving up a sexy fare of delicacies both culinary and carnal, she makes enough money to pay off the taxes before the estate's lawyer runs off with everything. She celebrates her success with an outrageous orgy at her new restaurant "Chopstix Manor."
Starring: Samantha Morgan, Serena, Barbara Harold, Dorothy Young, Barbara Cloud
Form No one else than VCA Classics. You can follow these links right to the best place to shop for that relief and a great way to use that earn income credit; an investment in your pleasure. Courtesy your hard work and the Good ole Tax Man/Woman which ever you prefer!

4.12.2006

Erocity: Divine Right

Microsoft Motors


Microsoft Motors

Bill Gates wanted to look good and impress everyone with his success, so he decided to measure the accomplishments of Microsoft against those of General Motors.

The comparison went like this:

If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades, you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas.
In either case the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50.

In response to all this goading, GM responds: "Yes, but would you really want to drive a car that crashes twice a day?"

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From the ArcaMax Publishing, Jokes Newsletter:
http://www.arcamax.com/cgi-bin/news/story/1001/1009/64609/376035
This news arrived on: 04/10/2006


Now I adore Microsoft and all the wonderful dreams that have been brought to life through their innovation, However I Like my blog to look the way I intended...without having to manipulate a lot of code to get there and I am willing to gamble you would to so if you have space on your hardrive for one more browser...one that has so way cool extensions at no cost to you and themes plus a few great features that make your web 2.0 experience and developmewnt all the more rich...try out the FireFox Browser...And by the way we do Love the Gates and Bono And G. W. God bless America and The World.............

Microsoft Motors?

Microsoft Motors


Microsoft Motors

Bill Gates wanted to look good and impress everyone with his success, so he decided to measure the accomplishments of Microsoft against those of General Motors.

The comparison went like this:

If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades, you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas.
In either case the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50.

In response to all this goading, GM responds: "Yes, but would you really want to drive a car that crashes twice a day?"

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Copyright © 2006 ArcaMax Publishing, Inc., and its licensors. All rights reserved
From the ArcaMax Publishing, Jokes Newsletter:
http://www.arcamax.com/cgi-bin/news/story/1001/1009/64609/376035
This news arrived on: 04/10/2006